The Noble Crusader of Lalatina Ford Dustiness is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.707 billion Lalatina Ford Dustinessians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 32.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Lalatina Ford Dustinessian economy, worth 182 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,108 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, and military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lalatina Ford Dustiness's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lalatina Ford Dustiness is ranked 16,642^nd in the world and 6^th in Remembrance for Safest, scoring 115.71 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.